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teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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wreckedteens:

Let’s send nudes to each other but first lemme ask my mom to call your mom to make sure it’s okay

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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randymaverick:

ultrafacts:

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I am one of the “jif” pronouncers, but honestly this fight will last until the end of times. 

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
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  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!
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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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dulect:

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

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"I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In five years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it."

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"

Cheating isn’t always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won’t see them, you’re already there.

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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